confession of a lady

[_] Laugh time


CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got to my fiancé's place for
dinner,he seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise
for you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the
end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a
few more times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiancé returned, apologizing
for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around
the table, with hands holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?