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Monday, 1 June 2015
Bruce Jenner reavels female self
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Sunday, 31 May 2015
Buhari appoints Adesina, Shehu as spokesmen.
Abuja – President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the first set of appointments into his administration.
The President on Sunday evening, named Mr Femi Adesina and Mal. Garba Shehu as his spokesmen. Femi Adesina will serve as Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) while Garba Shehu will be the new Senior Special Assistant (Media and Publicity).
The President has also approved the appointment of Mal. Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure as the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP).
Mr Adesina is the current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.
Garba Shehu served as the Director, Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council. He was the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen years ago.
Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters).
News credit- Vanguard
The President on Sunday evening, named Mr Femi Adesina and Mal. Garba Shehu as his spokesmen. Femi Adesina will serve as Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) while Garba Shehu will be the new Senior Special Assistant (Media and Publicity).
The President has also approved the appointment of Mal. Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure as the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP).
Mr Adesina is the current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.
Garba Shehu served as the Director, Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council. He was the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen years ago.
Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters).
News credit- Vanguard
69 burnt to death in Onitsha petrol tanker accident
Nnewi – No fewer than 69 persons burnt to death Sunday evening when a trailer loaded with Premium Motor Spirit otherwise known as petrol that was descending from Army barracks side of Onitsha Enugu express way lost control and rammed into the Asaba Motor Park at Upper Iwekas Onitsha and exploded.
Eleven vehicles mostly commuter buses and two motorcycles inside the Asaba Park Onitsha including the 40 foot tanker laden with petrol burnt beyond repairs inside the park.
Governor Willie Obiano and the Anambra State Commissioner wept on seeing the number casualties when they visited the scene of the accident, the Governor told the relations of the victims to take heart and promised that the state will help in ensuring that the living victims are well taken care of in their respective hospitals
The Nigerian Red Cross Society officials were the first to arrive at the scene of the incident, and according to its Chairman Prof Peter Emeka Kathy “we have sixty nine burnt to dead persons as at now, there are other 30 casualties, a casualty is a living person, a dead person is no longer a casualty, so 69 persons are dead, and they have bee evaluated to various mortuaries in Onitsha, from Toronto to St Charles Boromneo Mortuaries and others in town”.
News Credit- online Vanguard
Eleven vehicles mostly commuter buses and two motorcycles inside the Asaba Park Onitsha including the 40 foot tanker laden with petrol burnt beyond repairs inside the park.
Governor Willie Obiano and the Anambra State Commissioner wept on seeing the number casualties when they visited the scene of the accident, the Governor told the relations of the victims to take heart and promised that the state will help in ensuring that the living victims are well taken care of in their respective hospitals
The Nigerian Red Cross Society officials were the first to arrive at the scene of the incident, and according to its Chairman Prof Peter Emeka Kathy “we have sixty nine burnt to dead persons as at now, there are other 30 casualties, a casualty is a living person, a dead person is no longer a casualty, so 69 persons are dead, and they have bee evaluated to various mortuaries in Onitsha, from Toronto to St Charles Boromneo Mortuaries and others in town”.
News Credit- online Vanguard
Saturday, 30 May 2015
Buhari, Osinbajo declare assets
[_] President Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo have declared their assets according to the dictates of the Nigerian constitution.
According to a statement from the Head of the Buhari Media Team, Garba Shehu today May 30th, President Buhari and VP Osinbajo declared their assets on May 28th, a day before their inauguration and swearing in.
They both filled and submitted the asset declaration forms to the Code of Conduct Bureau who confirmed receipt of the documents yesterday May 29th. The statement in part reads “President Buhari’s Declarant ID was given as: ‘President: 000001/2015′.
The Nigerian Constitution states in Chapter VI Section 140, that a person elected to the office of President shall not begin to perform the functions of that office until he has declared his assets and liabilities as prescribed in the Constitution.”
News credit: Linda Ikeji blog
confession of a lady
[_] Laugh time
CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got to my fiancé's place for
dinner,he seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise
for you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the
end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a
few more times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiancé returned, apologizing
for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around
the table, with hands holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?
CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got to my fiancé's place for
dinner,he seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise
for you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the
end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a
few more times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiancé returned, apologizing
for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around
the table, with hands holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?
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